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Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems Awards

Nobel Prize in Physics 1934

For
Discovery of the 8th Dimension
Awarded To
John Whorfin

Cousteau Society Award 1989

For
Uses of Cephalopod Intelligence
Awarded To
John Fish

Best Supporting Actor 1985

For
John Lithgow Biopic
Awarded To
John Whorfin

Nobel Prize in Physics 2986

For
Temporal Paradox Resolution
Awarded To
John O'Connor

Paralegal of the Year 1999

For
Paralegal Activity
Awarded To
John Two Horns

ACM Award 1986

For
Innovations in User Interface
Awarded To
John Ya Ya

2nd Place, Most Jars Category 1987

For
Jars
Awarded To
John Many Jars

Album of the Year 1997

For
Space Coyote
Awarded To
John Coyote

Most Creative Loophole 1985

For
Innovation in Interdimensional Tax Shelters
Awarded To
John Lee